A Minecraft Movie

A mysterious portal pulls four misfits into the Overworld, a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they'll have to master the terrain while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected crafter named Steve.

This movie was absolutely brutal.  I have always been a kid at heart and have always stayed on top of any kid related crazes.  Minecraft was probably the first one that I was like I am too old for this shit.  It felt like it was generated specifically for young kids with raging A.D.D. and I found it incredibly annoying.  This movie was beyond true to that feeling.   It was just ALOT and incredibly annoying outside of that very specific audience.

I would note recommend anyone bothering with this although parents with younger kids will likely be forced to go watch it.   Poor them.

Death Of A Unicorn

When a man and his daughter accidentally hit and kill a unicorn with their car, his boss tries to exploit the creature's miraculous curative properties -- with horrific results.

Wow.  Talk about a spiraling out of control movie.   This was weird as hell.  I am baffled as to how this cast was in what really amounted to a complete and total gore fest.   It was honestly like Cocaine Unicorn.   Very strange watch.

I really don't know that I would outright recommend people seeing this.   Like if you like gory movies sure but it was marketed as more of a mainstream movie and it very much is not.   

A Working Man

Levon Cade left behind a decorated military career in the black ops to live a simple life of working construction. However, when human traffickers kidnap his boss's daughter, his search to bring her home uncovers a world of corruption far greater than he ever could have imagined.

Literally just Jason Stratham 17.   Like the same movie it has been every time.  Only new thing was a scene where he fought someone using construction site materials.  That is pretty much it.

If you like Jason Stratham movies then this is enjoyable.  If you don't then stay far, far away.

Black Bag

When his beloved wife, Kathryn, is suspected of betraying the nation, intelligence agent George Woodhouse faces the ultimate test -- loyalty to his marriage or his country.

For a movie that was dependent on espionage and suspense, this movie pretty much had neither.  The acting was great across the board but there was like ZERO hook whatsoever.  This basically just made the movie a 90 minute snooze fest because you just don't really care.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone bothering with this.  Its a just kind of there movie that is not remotely interesting enough.

Snow White

A beautiful girl, Snow White, takes refuge in the forest in the house of seven dwarfs to hide from her stepmother, the wicked Queen. The Queen is jealous because she wants to be known as "the fairest in the land," and Snow White's beauty surpasses her own.

It's crazy how much this movie was doomed by woke and or actors' personal political opinions.   Like it was at the point where Disney just wanted to quietly release it and get it out of the way.  And sadly - I really thought this was easily one of their much better live action remakes since they started doing all of this.   Gal Gadot was definitely miscast as the Queen.  That just didn't really feel right but the rest of the movie was really good and enjoyable.

I would definitely recommend people checking this out.  It is a fun watch and like I said - definitely one of the better Disney remakes that they have done.

Novocaine

When the girl of his dreams gets kidnapped, a man turns his inability to feel pain into an unexpected advantage as he fights a bunch of thugs to get her back.

This movie would have been fine if it was like 40 minutes shorter.  If there was ever a movie that needed to be under 90 minutes it was this one.  Especially after it started so fast and just zoomed though the plot hooks.   But then the pacing just became brutal and the movie became trash because of it.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone checking this out.   You know damn well how all of it is going to play out and it's painful how slow it goes.

The Day The Earth Blew Up

Porky Pig and Daffy Duck become Earth's only hope when their antics at the local bubble-gum factory uncover a secret alien mind-control plot. Faced with cosmic odds, they must save their town and the world while not driving each other totally looney.

I have always been a huge fan of Looney Tunes.   Was somewhat excited to see that they were making a Looney Tunes movie in what seemed like forever.  That was a huge mistake.   This movie was honestly awful.  Like really really bad.

I would not recommend anyone ever bothering with this.   It was a massive disappointment for me.

Last Breath

The true story of seasoned deep-sea divers who battle the raging elements to rescue a crewmate who's trapped hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface.

This movie was exactly what you would think it was going to be.   You really did see the movie by watching the trailer.   Luckily the actors were good enough to still keep you caring even though it was predictable and you knew how it turned out.

I would somewhat recommend people checking this out.  It's not a must watch by any means but was a decent enough watch and was definitely short enough.

My Dead Friend Zoe

Merit is a U.S. veteran who keeps seeing the presence of Zoe, her best friend who died in combat. When her estranged grandfather is diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, she decides to become his caretaker while also trying to heal herself.

This movie was a pretty good heartstring pulling movie about mental health and dealing with loss - especially for veterans.  I didn't remotely expect to enjoy this movie as much as I did.  It was a really enjoyable watch with characters that you cared about.

I would definitely recommend people checking this out.  It was a fun little watch that made you feel good ultimately.

Mickey 17

A disposable employee is sent on a human expedition to colonize the ice world Niflheim. After one iteration dies, a new body is regenerated with most of his memories intact.

This is a little of a weird movie to review.  Like the premise was interesting.  The characters were definitely interesting.   It did a great job of the sci fi rules of taking you there and making you think this world exists.   But like it just felt soooooooooooooo long.   Like this movie was already way too long at 2 hours and 15 minutes.  That was like at least 45 minutes too long.  But on top of that the pacing was sooooo slow that it felt like a three hour or longer movie.  It definitely took away from the enjoyment factor.

I would sort of recommend the movie because it was a decent watch from the story and character like of thinking.  The problem was that the pacing was just brutal and held this movie back massively.

The Unbreakable Boy

When Scott and Teresa learn that their son, Austin, is autistic and has brittle bone disease, they initially worry about his future. However, with Scott's growing faith and Austin's incredible spirit, they become unbreakable as they find joy, gratitude and courage in the most trying times.

Was this a massive heartstring pulling movie?  Yes.   Was it predictable in every way?   Also yes.   Even with that being said, was it still incredibly enjoyable if you allow yourself to get roped in?  Absolutely.   I don't mind movies like this when the hook is big enough.   I am not really spiritual in any way but when movies like this are done well enough it really is one of the few times that that stuff breaks through even if just for a few moments.   

I would definitely recommend people checking this out.   It honestly felt very real and genuine.   It was a very enjoyable all around watch.

The Monkey

When twin brothers find a mysterious wind-up monkey, a series of outrageous deaths tear their family apart. Twenty-five years later, the monkey begins a new killing spree, forcing the estranged siblings to confront the cursed toy.

This movie was a pretty good watch.  Had some really good jump scares, some WTF moments/kills and the monkey was definitely creepy as hell.   It just definitely ran way too long.   Like this was based off a short story and had no business being longer than like an hour for what pretty much equalled Final Destination with a monkey deciding who dies.

I would somewhat recommend horror movies fans checking this out.  It's not a must see at all but a decent watch if you have the time.

Captain America: Brave New World

Sam finds himself in the middle of an international incident after meeting with President Thaddeus Ross. He must soon discover the reason behind a nefarious global plot before the true mastermind has the entire world seeing red.

This was a very enjoyable movie and defintely back to the roots of Marvel with not trying to do too much and connect too much.   You got to see further development of characters and are interested to see what is next for them.   The weird thing for me was that two of the three biggest things this built off of was The Incredible Hulk and The Eternals.   Just felt like really weird driving forces to build off of since they are probably the two most ignored Marvel entries.  The third building block that this built off of was obviously the Falcon And The Winter Soldier Disney Plus show.   That isn't a bad thing but it does bring up the theory of how you are kind of screwed if you only watch the movies and don't stay on top of all the shows.  Similar to The Marvels if you didn't watch the show prior you would very much be like um . . . who the hell are these people?   

I would still recommend people checking this out.  I enjoyed it a lot and both Anthony Mackie and especially Harrison Ford were great!

Heart Eyes

A masked maniac with glowing, red eyes returns every Valentine's Day to terrorize unsuspecting couples.

This movie was exactly what it was supposed to be.   A very predictable serial killer movie that blatantly did not take itself seriously.  It's kindly short and over the top gory.   And you will forget about it all very quickly after seeing it.

I would not recommend anyone rushing to see this at all.  If you like gory horror movies and have like 80 minutes to kill then go for it.  But if not - you are not missing much.

Dog Man

When a police officer and his faithful police dog get injured in the line of duty, a harebrained but life-saving surgery fuses the two of them together -- and Dog Man is born. As Dog Man learns to embrace his new identity, he must stop feline supervillain Petey the Cat from cloning himself and going on a crime spree.

This is one of those movies that was good for what it was supposed to be.  A short, fun, animated movie for families and younger kids.   It's from the same author as Captain Underpants and I remember reading those books with my daughter when she was younger.  Some good laughs and a quick watch.

I would recommend families checking this out.  It s a decent enough watch for the parents and the kids will definitely like it.

Love Hurts

Marvin is a Milwaukee realtor who receives a crimson envelope from Rose, a former partner-in-crime whom he left for dead. He now finds himself thrust back into a world of ruthless hit men and double-crosses that turn his open houses into deadly war zones. Hunted by his brother, a volatile crime lord, Marvin must confront the choices that haunt him and the history he never truly buried.

Wow.  This was really bad.  I'm all for mindless action movies with good fight scenes but like you have to have some kind of a story that I care about or at least take yourself like minimally serious.  This movie did not do this in any way shape or form.  I honestly spent the whole time either moaning about how bad it was or laughing at how bad it was.

I would not recommend anyone checking this out.  It's really short but still a pretty big waste of time.

Companion

A weekend getaway turns bloody and violent when a subservient android that's built for human companionship goes haywire.

This is honestly one of those movies that is a good concept and a was actually done decently well but like you just minimally care.  Like there wasn't a big enough hook.  Decent watch that ends up just kind of there and I will forget this movie entirely within a couple weeks.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone checking this out - which is not a knock on it because it's really not a bag movie.  But its just kind of there.

One Of Them Days

When her boyfriend takes her rent money, Alyssa and her roommate race against the clock to avoid eviction and keep their friendship intact.

This movie was exactly what you thought it would be from the trailer.   Two friends down on their luck and a spiraling day with some pretty good laughs.  It was good for being exactly what it was supposed to be.  Turn your brain off and just laugh at the silliness.

I would recommend this to anyone looking for some pointless but enjoyable laughs.  It short enough that it doesn't really qualify as a waste of time.

Flight Risk

A U.S. marshal boards a small plane to transfer a government witness to New York. As they cross the Alaskan wilderness, tensions start to rise as not everyone on the flight is who they appear to be.

Sweet baby Jesus this movie was so horrible.  Like I sat there for 90 minutes just groaning at how bad it was and repeatedly saying this is such crap.  The story was crap.  The acting was some of the worst ever.  And the fact that Mel Gibson has fallen so far that his directorial list will include Braveheart, Passion Of The Christ and THIS is so insane.   To make matters worse I actually saw this movie in a 4D theater so I was thrown around in the seat due to the special effect while watching it.  Sore back, possible pulled hamstring and a massive 90 minute turd.   

I would absolutely not recommend anyone bothering with this.  Like ever.  It really is that bad.  Like a lock for worst movies of the year in the first month.  

Paddington In Peru

When Paddington discovers his beloved aunt has gone missing from the Home for Retired Bears, he and the Brown family head to the jungles of Peru to find her. Determined to solve the mystery, they soon stumble across a legendary treasure as they make their way through the rainforests of the Amazon.

This is a good movie for what it is.   If you are a family - especially with younger children you should absolutely go see this.  It checks all the boxes for what it is you are looking for.  The parents can be entertained and not worry about their kids seeing anything inappropriate and the kids can enjoy the cutesy story playing out.   Outside of that - not really sure why anyone would be bothering with this.

I would definitely recommend this to anyone with a younger side family.  Definitely a fun watch for them.  Outside of that you can go on not knowing that this movie is even a thing.

September 5

During the 1972 Munich Olympics, an American sports broadcasting crew finds itself thrust into covering the hostage crisis involving Israeli athletes.

This was a really good movie that kind of took you into this historic moment in time and kept you hanging on to everything that was going on and all the characters involved.  It was also a very short watch and I appreciated no extra pointless run time very much.

I would recommend people checking this out.  It's one of those biographical movies that you can just feel is very well done all around.

Presence

A family moves into a suburban house and becomes convinced they're not alone.

This was basically a decent premise with a horribly acted and directed movie around it.    Was this supposed to be scary?   Imagine like Paranormal Activity without the scares.   That would kind of be this where the camera was the "presence" that would shake things or flick lights.

I would definitely not recommend people checking this out.  Luckily it was super short but pretty much a massive waste of time.

Brave The Dark

When Mr. Deen discovers one of his students has been living out of his car and thrown into jail, he decides to bail him out. Determined to curb Nate's self-destructive behavior, Mr. Deen discovers a host of secrets that are slowly tearing Nate apart.

This was a very predictable heartstring pulling movie that ultimately makes you feel good and have faith in people.  It would like a made for tv movie that somehow got a theatrical release.  Anyone who is into those have faith kind of movies then you will definitely like this.  I thought it was definitely watchable.

It is not a must see by any means but it was a decent although beyond predictable movie that does its job of promoting faith.

Wolf Man

Blake and his family are attacked by an unseen animal and, in a desperate escape, barricade themselves inside a farmhouse as the creature prowls the perimeter. As the night stretches on, however, Blake begins to behave strangely, transforming into something unrecognizable that soon jeopardizes his wife and daughter.

I tried not to get roped in by the awesome trailer that this movie had but I will admit - they got me.   I was a little excited for this one.  Especially with how much I loved The Invisible Man.  But this one dropped the ball.  It dragged waaaaay too much and was much longer than it needed to be.  There was a very annoying mother daughter subplot thing that was completely not necessary like at all.  And most importantly the slow transformation looked cheesy as hell as did the appearance of the original wolf man when you saw him.  

I would not really recommend anyone wasting their time with this movie.  There were a couple of good jump scares but nowhere near worth it.

The Last Showgirl

A seasoned showgirl must plan for her future when her show abruptly closes after a 30-year run.

This movie was a decent watch about people aging and getting pushed out simply because of it.   There have been a couple of these movies to come out in all different genres the last couple years and they have become pretty repetitive because of it.  Not saying the movie was good or bad but ultimately it was just kind of there.   I actually liked Jamie Lee Curtis in it more than Pamela Anderson just because Anderson was never known for her acting.  Like at all.  

I would not really recommend anyone rushing to see this.  Again - its a decent watch but kind of ends up just being there.

Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera

Lawman "Big Nick" O'Brien gets embroiled in the treacherous and unpredictable world of diamond thieves as he pursues career criminal Donnie Wilson to Europe.

This movie was a pretty decent watch - just like the first one was.  The problem is like . . . . . you forget it very soon after watching.  Like I am windblown that a sequel was even made for the original.  Even more mindblown that it was made for theaters and not like a direct to blu-ray or streaming service or something.  

I wouldn't really recommend anyone rushing to watch this.  I only did because it showed up online.  It's not a bad watch at all but its really not a good one either.

Better Man

The true story of the meteoric rise, dramatic fall, and remarkable resurgence of British pop superstar Robbie Williams.

What the absolute fuck was this?  I watched like 25 minutes and then had to stop.   A - is Robbie Williams worthy of a biopic pic?   Like honestly - who the hell is Robbie Williams?   Besides that very valid question . . . . um . . . . . . . . . . why is he being played by a CGI monkey?   Like I thought Pharell's story being told in legos was weird as hell but this one blows that out of the water and truly makes the movie beyond unwatchable because you can't get past the what the absolute f#@k feeling while watching.

I would not recommend anyone going anywhere near this.   Like ever.  This is a lock for the Bottom 10 of 2025 right out of the gate.

The Fire Inside

The story of Claressa "T-Rex" Shields, a boxer from Flint, Mich., who trained to become the first woman in her country's history to win an Olympic gold medal in the sport.

This was a really enjoyable watch.  Sure it was beyond predictable and pulled plenty of heart strings but pretty much all biopic sports movies do that.   The main thing is at least do it well.  This movie did it well.  You are definitely hooked by the characters and emotions and rooting for the story to go where it goes even though you already know.

I would recommend people checking this out who are looking towards an enjoyable and simple movie to just tune out for a while and maybe pick up some inspiration feelings.

Babygirl

A high-powered CEO puts her career and family on the line when she begins a torrid affair with a much younger intern.

This was a weird watch.  Not because of Nicole Kidman being with a younger guy.  Zero judgement there.  You do you.  But like there was a lot of sexually related scenes with her where it was like um . . . . .  I feel weird watching this.   I'll just leave it at that.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone rushing to watch this.  It wasn't a bad movie but it wasn't a great movie either.  It was done really just to be provocative and it pulled that off very well but that was like really it.

The Ten Best Movies Of 2024

 Honorable Mention - Road House

I was not excited at all about this remake that Amazon Prime Video was doing but was beyond pleasantly surprised.   Like this movie was enjoyable as hell and completely campy and payed a lot of respect to the original and you are able to enjoy both of them.  

10 - Bad Boys: Ride Or Die

Credit to them for still being able to make movies in this franchise and barely losing a step.   Love how they worked in the them getting older stuff.   And loved even more them addressing Will Smith with the slap thing.  That is probably the hardest I have laughed at a movie all year.

9 - Furiosa

Nowhere near as epic as Fury Road was but still amazing in its own way.   Very much a fan even though it was paced much differently and told more of a story in that world.

8 - Gladiator II

I thought this was ridiculous being made like 25 years later but it worked like really well and was beyond pleasantly surprised.   Denzel talking with zero effort of a roman accent was a very weird choice to incorporate but even though it's joke worthy I really didn't care because of the story and action keeping you very invested.

7 - Arthur The King

I know that this movie honestly has no business being on this list but I didn't care about the heartstring pulling or the predictability of it - I was emotionally hooked and very much enjoyed this movie.  Like it was beyond a feel good ride.

6 - Deadpool & Wolverine

FINALLY on so many levels.   Deadpool in the MCU.  Wolverine in the MCU.  A multiverse movie that didn't leave me massively annoyed and bored.   A movie that had some of the most epic oh shit cameos that were not spoiled before the movie came out.   This is easily the best movie Marvel has probably done since Endgame and hopefully a good sign of them getting back on the amazing track that they were before.

5 - IF

I hate that this movie didn't do better at box office.   This movie was a classic throwback whimsical child imagination tale.  Like a Willy Wonka kind of movie.   I was beyond hooked by it and it left a hell of a stamp on me on so many different levels emotionally.

4 - Saturday Night

This movie was so much surprising fun.  Even though it was so simple and just literally 90 minutes prior to the first show starting but like the craziness spiraling and knowing the real life personas involved and being played.   This was a really good underrated movie.

3 - Dune Part Two

After seeing the first Dune I was so lost and so turned off by the franchise.  I legit had ZERO idea of who was who and why and what had actually happened.  So I saw this movie with very low expectations and LOVED it.   Like it made me go back and watch the first one and understand it so much more.   Name the last time that something like that happened.   That's a major testament to how great and enjoyable this movie was.

2 - Inside Out 2

Pixar killed it with this movie.   Taking the awesomeness of the original and adding in 5 new emotions as the girl got older?   Absolute genius!   Perfect mix of laughs and emotions.

1 - Wicked

I am obviously a little biased because I loved this musical so much.  I have been eagerly awaiting the movie for what feels like a decade at this point.   As more time went by I became a little more disenchanted expectations wise.   Then the marketing was insanely over the top.  Like an obscene amount of overexposure and overhype.   Then I finally saw the movie and did not care about all that because the movie was EXCELLENT.   The casting was EXCELLENT.   The movie was so good that you don't even care it is longer than the entire musical even though the movie only covers the first of two acts.   

The Ten Worst Movies of 2024

Dishonorable Mention - Terrifier 3

There was no way that this movie was not making this list.   The said thing is that there were actually 10 movies I would grade as worse than this.   This is the first of the franchise and hopefully the last that I saw in theaters.   This is just absurd gore for the sake of gore and the only plus is laughing at the horrendous experience of watching it.

10 - Imaginary

So like evil Ted?   Why?  Better question . . . . if you are going to make this why also make it PG-13 so that anything that might have had a shot of being scary was just mind numbing stupid or silly instead.

9 - Night Swim

Typical January release.  Lame ass horror movie that is released when nothing else is as an attempt at a money grab.  Film just barely enough good footage to make a trailer for the movie that grossly undelivers.

8 - Borderlands

This movie will easily go down in history as being one of the top movies where you ask yourself how in the blue hell did all the people involved in this sign on to this movie?

7 - Venom: The Last Dance

I don't know of any other other trilogies that I have more - very ironically by the way - venom towards.   These movies are quite honestly hella trash.    Thank god they are done and Sony will stop with these horrendous spinoff movies including 2 that made this list and one that barely missed this year.

6 - Lisa Frankenstein

This movie might be the winner this year for the most amount of time that I just stared at the screen with a confused dog face on like what in God's name am I watching.   Like . . . . . . this is a movie that was made and released wide in theaters?

5 - Megalopolis

What in the blue hell was this?   Like for real?   I made it about an hour in before I realized there was almost another two house and was like um. . . . . . . NOPE!

4 - Madame Web

Not gonna lie.  I cannot believe that this is not number one.   I saw this turd at the start of the year and figured it was a lock.  The only reason that it didn't make the cut will likely be because I went into it with complete trash expectations.  But this movie was like legendarily bad.   

3 - The Crow

This movie is just criminal.  How to you attempt to remake such a massive cult classic movie and do it this bad?   Like what made them think yeah this is good.  Not only good but worthy of being remade?

2 - The Front Room

Another one of those holy shit is this a legit horror movie?  Like just completely off the rails and also screams . . . . . .  This is Brandy's comeback!?!   

1 - In A Violent Nature

I only watched this because of all the reviews screaming about how original and different it was since it was through the killer's view.  What that means is 90 minutes of heavy breathing and crunching footsteps through like a parrot on the shoulder view while a killer walks around.   Literally.   For every over the top kill you then legit just walk around with the killer for 10-15 minutes.   Like no editing.  You keep taking the full walks.   Not kidding.