Dishonorable Mention - The Marvels
While it didn't make the 10 worst movies and honestly wasn't as close as others, this was another trainwreck of a movie for Marvel post-Endgame that has become incredibly concerning. This movie was beyond flawed in sooooooo many ways and they really need to right the ship asap.
10 - 65
What the hell was this. A barely 90 minute movie with little to no story where Adam Driver crashes a spaceship back in time where the dinosaurs are? Why? Who was asking for this movie?
9 - Magic Mike's Last Dance
A - How did this franchise end up as a trilogy? B - How did they think that making a movie that was about as sexy as watching paint dry be a good idea? This was such a mailed in money grab.
8 - Thanksgiving
A serial killer pilgrim terrifies a town after a Black Friday Walmart incident from the previous year. Read that again. That was the movie. Thanksgiving was always missing its own serial killer and luckily we found it in 2023.
7 - Winnie the Pooh: Blood And Honey
I'm still having a hard time accepting that this actually happened. Even more alarming is that this might become a thing with other children's fables being turned into horror movies. REALLY!?!? Such total trash.
6 - Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom
And the DCEU as we knew it comes to an end with the biggest dud thud ever. LOL! This was so bad on so many levels and it was like they knew it. Such a waste of time and money. Honestly should have just owned that is was pointless and released it on Max instead.
5 - Meg 2: The Trench
How do you mess up such an obvious guilty pleasure movie? The first one was great because it owned what it was. This one tried for like a story and showed little to no Meg until like the last 1/3 of the movie. Nobody is putting this on to watch Jason Stratham act. Trust me.
4 - Expendables 4
Come on! This is up to number 4? Stop it! This was completely a direct to blu ray kind of movie that got a theatrical release. No clue why. Between covid and the two writer strikes these are the kind of movies that break through. Yuck!
3 - Beau Is Afraid
This is one of two movies that will show up on most movie critics best movies of 2023 lists but is on my worst. This movie was THREE HOURS LONG. I made it about 1/3 through the movie being beyond bored an not remotely understanding what was supposed to be so great about it. Hate movies like this.
2 - Asteroid City
Here is the other movie that will show up on several critics top 10 lists. I keep trying with Paul Anderson movies. I want to like them. The casts are always incredible because everyone wants to work with this guy but the movies are just babbling garbage to me. So annoying.
1 - Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts
My hatred of the Transformers franchise after the absolutely amazing original one is very well documented. I swore off going to see them any more after the last one. Only saw this one because of the movie pass thing I have. Once a Transformer puked nuts and bolts I was out. I really wish this franchise would die so bad.
