There was no way that this movie was not making this list. The said thing is that there were actually 10 movies I would grade as worse than this. This is the first of the franchise and hopefully the last that I saw in theaters. This is just absurd gore for the sake of gore and the only plus is laughing at the horrendous experience of watching it.
10 - Imaginary
So like evil Ted? Why? Better question . . . . if you are going to make this why also make it PG-13 so that anything that might have had a shot of being scary was just mind numbing stupid or silly instead.
9 - Night Swim
Typical January release. Lame ass horror movie that is released when nothing else is as an attempt at a money grab. Film just barely enough good footage to make a trailer for the movie that grossly undelivers.
8 - Borderlands
This movie will easily go down in history as being one of the top movies where you ask yourself how in the blue hell did all the people involved in this sign on to this movie?
7 - Venom: The Last Dance
I don't know of any other other trilogies that I have more - very ironically by the way - venom towards. These movies are quite honestly hella trash. Thank god they are done and Sony will stop with these horrendous spinoff movies including 2 that made this list and one that barely missed this year.
6 - Lisa Frankenstein
This movie might be the winner this year for the most amount of time that I just stared at the screen with a confused dog face on like what in God's name am I watching. Like . . . . . . this is a movie that was made and released wide in theaters?
5 - Megalopolis
What in the blue hell was this? Like for real? I made it about an hour in before I realized there was almost another two house and was like um. . . . . . . NOPE!
4 - Madame Web
Not gonna lie. I cannot believe that this is not number one. I saw this turd at the start of the year and figured it was a lock. The only reason that it didn't make the cut will likely be because I went into it with complete trash expectations. But this movie was like legendarily bad.
3 - The Crow
This movie is just criminal. How to you attempt to remake such a massive cult classic movie and do it this bad? Like what made them think yeah this is good. Not only good but worthy of being remade?
2 - The Front Room
Another one of those holy shit is this a legit horror movie? Like just completely off the rails and also screams . . . . . . This is Brandy's comeback!?!
1 - In A Violent Nature
I only watched this because of all the reviews screaming about how original and different it was since it was through the killer's view. What that means is 90 minutes of heavy breathing and crunching footsteps through like a parrot on the shoulder view while a killer walks around. Literally. For every over the top kill you then legit just walk around with the killer for 10-15 minutes. Like no editing. You keep taking the full walks. Not kidding.
