In Eli Roth's slasher film Ice Cream Man, an idyllic suburban town descends into absolute madness when a mysterious ice cream vendor arrives in a vintage truck and serves sweet, magical treats that brainwash local children into becoming bloodthirsty, homicidal maniacs set on destroying the adult population.
My god this movie was awful. It was honestly so bad that you couldn't even laugh at or enjoy how bad it was with good company. I'm all for a bad movie that you can roll your eyes at and somehow turn into a fun experience but then there are movies that are so bad that you can't even do that. This is very much the former. Eli Roth continues his spiral into someone that should truly be on an international watch list because of the truly gross shit that goes on in his head.
I would absolutely never recommend anyone seeing this. Ever.
