Dog


With a dog named Lulu by his side, Army Ranger Briggs races down the Pacific Coast to make it to a soldier's funeral on time. Along the way, Briggs and Lulu drive each other completely crazy, break a handful of laws, narrowly evade death, and learn to let down their guards to have a fighting chance of finding happiness.

This movie was exactly what you thought it would be from the trailer.  Dog and human bond over the course of the road trip and there is a lot of heart string pulling along the way.  What honestly made the movie was Channing Tatum's physical reactions to the dog.  He really nailed a lot of facial WTF moments that had me cracking up.  

I would very lukewarmly recommend this movie to people.  It couldn't possibly be less of a must see but its not a bad movie.  It ends up being a decently enjoyable watch and actually a must for any animal lovers.  


The Cursed


In rural 19th-century France, a mysterious, possibly supernatural menace threatens a small village. John McBride, a pathologist, comes to town to investigate the danger and exorcise some of his own demons in the process.

This was a surprisingly creepy horror movie.  I'm usually not a fan of anything 19th century.  I was skeptical even more about a good horror movie from that time period but this one kind of worked better than I thought it would.  Some good camera angle scares and then some really creepy effects at time too.

I would somewhat recommend people checking this out.  It's not a must see by ay means but it is a decent watch.

Uncharted


Nathan Drake and his wisecracking partner Victor "Sully" Sullivan embark on a dangerous quest to find the greatest treasure never found while also tracking clues that may lead to Nate's long-lost brother.

This movie was great at being what it was supposed to be.  This was a over the top adventure movie like National Treasure with sarcastic dialogue and constant backstabbing.  This was just a fun, turn your brain off for two hours break from the world.  There will always be a big part of my movie fandom for movies like this.

I would definitely recommend people checking this out and just enjoying the ride.  Tom Holland continues to be one of the more enjoyable up and coming actors regardless of what he is doing.


Marry Me


Pop superstar Kat Valdez is about to get married before an audience of her loyal fans. However, seconds before the ceremony, she learns about her fiance's cheating ways and has a meltdown on stage. In a moment of inspired insanity, Kat locks eyes with a total stranger in the crowd and marries him on the spot. As forces conspire to separate the unlikely newlyweds, they must soon decide if two people from such different worlds can find true love together.

I was stunned by how much I enjoyed this movie.  Was it corny?  Yes.  Was it beyond predictable?  Yes.  But there was something about the cast that just made me let all that go and enjoy the ride that the characters went on.  Not going to remotely say that this is a well done or must see movie but it was very enjoyable.

It's been a long time since a rom-com came out that I enjoyed as much as this one.  I would very surprisingly recommend that people check this movie out.  



Blacklight


Travis Block, a shadowy government agent who specializes in removing operatives whose covers have been exposed, uncovers a deadly conspiracy within his own ranks that reaches the highest echelons of power.

There is honestly no reason to even bother reviewing this.  It's Taken 28 basically.  I don't know that Liam Lesson has done anything other than Taken knockoff movies since doing Taken.  They are the same movie over and over again and this one is really no different.

I wouldn't recommend anyone bothering with this.  The movie was barely marketed.  It's like even the studio is like whatever - just throw it out there and it will bring in the same shrunken base crowd.  

Death On The Nile


Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.

So the movie has actually opened finally.  This movie has been delayed probably more than any other movie with the pandemic.  It was delayed so much that in the time while it's been on hold most of the cast have gotten themselves stuck in massive controversies to the point that nobody could even really market the movie.  But anyway - regarding the movie itself - it was pretty much a giant snooze fest.  It was like an hour before the death even took place.  The cast was good with som cool characters but definitely not enough to make the movie worth it.  

I would not really recommend anyone bothering with this.  The movie is ultimately just kind of there and you forget about it 2 minutes after watching it.

Jackass Forever


Celebrate the joy of a perfectly executed shot to the groin as Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and the rest of the gang return for another round of hilarious, wildly absurd and often dangerous displays of stunts and comedy.

Does this really have to be reviewed.  It's Jackass.  Its a bunch of grown ass adults acting like fools.  You either find it funny or you don't.  I find it funny like 50% of the time because some of the stunts are legit funny as hell and then I wince through the rest.

My recommendation means absolutely nothing here at all.  You either see these or you don't.  If you never have why the hell would you start now?  


Moonfall


The world stands on the brink of annihilation when a mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling toward a collision course with Earth. With only weeks before impact, NASA executive Jocinda "Jo" Fowler teams up with a man from her past and a conspiracy theorist for an impossible mission into space to save humanity.

This movie was even more of a joke than I expected from the trailer.   Like I'm always down for one of those end of the world kind of movies as long as the effects are cool enough and the story is somewhat digestible.  But this had neither of those things.  The effects were nothing that we have not seen a ton of times already.  And the story was absolute garbage with some of the lamest and unnecessary character development I have ever seen.  

I wouldn't recommend anyone remotely bothering with this movie.  It's a big giant turd and is pretty much the first lock for the Worst 10 Movies of the year list 11 months from now.