The Ten Worst Movies of 2022

Dishonorable mentions - Jurassic Park: Dominion & Terrifier 2

Jurassic Park: Whatever - just wow.  Like how can this movie have been sooooooooooo bad.  They brought in the recently successful nostalgia angle and completely fumbled.  This will be one of those sequels that I'm going to just pretend nothing happened.

Terrifier 2 - How is this a thing?  Honestly.  How is this a thing?  Anyone that was involved in the making of this movie needs to be on a FBI watch list or monitored at all times because what the hell is wrong with you!!?!?!


10 - Moonfall 

Remember when Roland Emmerich was the king of the disaster movie?   Well he clearly is not anymore.

9 - Father Of The Bride

Was anyone asking for a remake of this?  Better question . . . . . was anyone asking for a drama version remake of this?   No.  Nobody.

8 - Studio 666

All due respect to the Foo Fighters drummer that died this year but this is a movie that baffles the mind for ever having been made.

7 - Morbius

Sony's continued attempts to capitalize on Spider-Man being connected to MCU while these movies are not just get worse and worse.  It's brutal honestly.

6 - Blonde

This movie was just one of the most cringeworthy movies I have ever seen.   The word Daddy is destroyed forever.

5 - Honk For Jesus!  Save Your Soul 

The trailer for this actually made it seem like there might be some decent laughs based on the talent involved.  It was wrong.  There were none.

4 - The Munsters

Yet another of the was anyone asking for this remake movies on the list.   Can Hollywood just stop letting Rob Zombie make movies?  I really don't understand how this is so difficult.

3 - Firestarter

Repeat after me again.  Who was asking for a weak ass reboot of this movie?

2 - Lyle Lyle Crocodile

This might honestly be one of the biggest robberies of parents money for a family film in history.  This was honestly brutal and for all the poor parents that had to pay money to sit through this and suffer I applaud the love of your children because it must be MASSIVE.

1 - Halloween Ends

So let me get this straight.  This was the second part of the one that came out last year that was actually pretty good.  Except you are not gonna have Michael Meyers in the first half of it and the 2 hour movie really just boils down to a 15 minute fight between him and Jamie Lee Curtis to "end" the franchise.  This movie was a complete and total waste of time.