Strange Darling

Nothing is what it seems when a twisted one-night stand spirals into a serial killer's vicious murder spree.

This was a very surprisingly enjoyable and smart movie.  It was told completely out of order and disjointed but definitely worked because you were hooked the whole time.  They kept the run time short and there were a whole bunch of oh shit moments and the movie really delivered.

I would actually recommend people checking this out.  It's a hard R movie and very deranged but actually really enjoyable.

Blink Twice

When tech billionaire Slater King meets cocktail waitress Frida at his fundraising gala, he invites her to join him and his friends for a dream vacation on his private island. Wild nights soon blend into sun-soaked days, but when strange things start to happen, Frida must uncover the truth if she hopes to make it out alive.

I honestly don't even know what the was.  First - it felt like bits and pieces from a bunch of other movies I have seen thrown together.  Second - it was trying waaaaaaaay to hard to be Jordan Peele like.  Third - even though it started off decent the tailspin of this movie in to weirdness was very much not done well at all and just leaves you looking at it like what the hell is this?

I would not recommend anyone really bothering with this.  There was some cool filming ideas and style but outside of that the substance just wasn't there.

The Crow

Soulmates Eric Draven and Shelly Webster are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Draven returns to seek bloody revenge against the killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right.

This was a legendarily bad movie.  It would have been if it was an original movie.  But being such a bad remake of a movie that was so classic to me growing up honestly made it worse.  Who was asking for this?   Why was it done?  Damn you, Hollywood!   An actual line in this movie was asking "what is the hardest tea to swallow?"   The answer was "reality."   Nothing rings truer about how bad this movie was.

I would never recommend anyone watching this.  Ever.  Go watch the original.

Alien: Romulus

Space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life-form in the universe while scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station.

I have not left a movie theater this annoyed in a long time.   The first two Alien movies are probably two of my favorite movies ever.   Both so well done for very different reasons.  There have been like 5 attempts since then and while some were good and some were bad I had just kind of accepted franchise fatigue.  The trailer for this one came out and I was like OH DAMN!  It finally looked like in the league of the original two.   I didn't even know this but this movie actually takes place after the original timeline wise and was full of very well done nostalgia.   And the movie was SO GOOD as it was going along.  They did an amazing job with the face hugger scenes.  They did an amazing job of the actual alien from chest busting to the actual alien.  And it was all legit stuff with no CGI.  Was loving it.  They did this awesome scene built off the continuity of the aliens blood being acid that was great.  I was ready to put this movie right up there with the first two.  I was psyched to go home and rewatch them too.  But then the movie didn't end.  Like it could have.  Easily.  They are at like an hour and 40 minutes I think.  Would have been great.  But it had to go an extra 15 minutes with a completely nonsensical twist that completely ruined the movie.  I legit sat there for the last 15-20 minutes just shaking my head and saying this is trash over and over again.  So beyond massively disappointed.  

I would recommend people seeing all the greatness of like the first 4/5 of the movie and then leaving.  It will then be an awesome watch.  But if you finish the movie it is a totally wasted effort and a textbook example of knowing when to end your movie.

Cuckoo

Seventeen-year-old Gretchen reluctantly leaves America to live with her father at a resort in the German Alps. Plagued by strange noises and bloody visions, she soon discovers a shocking secret that concerns her own family.

This was another high concept/artsy horror movie.   I liked this one.   It was creepy enough.  It kept you hooked enough and it didn't just mail in the ending like recent others have done.   They were vague all along so that you didn't think you were watching one thing but it turned out to be something else.   And the use of the annoying sounds when something bad was going to happen was an excellent tension builder.

I would recommend people checking this out since it really is a pretty good watch.  It is definitely not a mainstream horror movie though.   Very artsy but still really good.

It Ends With Us

Lily Bloom moves to Boston to chase her lifelong dream of opening her own business. A chance meeting with charming neurosurgeon Ryle Kincaid soon sparks an intense connection, but as the two fall deeply in love, she begins to see sides of Ryle that remind her of her parents' relationship. When Lily's first love, Atlas Corrigan, suddenly reenters her life, her relationship with Ryle gets upended, leaving her with an impossible choice.

I had no idea how huge of a female following this movie had as it went from book to screen.  It is very much a "chick flick."   A lot of emotions.   A lot of heartstrings.   But it is still a very good watch.  There are plenty of hooks to keep you invested and the casting was really really good.   I have always been a fan of Blake Lively and this was a perfect vehicle for her.

I would definitely recommend all females seeing this as the message is very much needed.  I would also recommend most guys see it with them to understand certain things about what or how they do things to get a better understanding of their actions.

Borderlands

Returning to her home planet Pandora, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a ragtag team of misfits. Together, they battle alien monsters and dangerous bandits to uncover one of Pandora's most explosive secrets.

Wow.  This movie was god awful.   Like really really bad.   And it wasn't even like a movie that was so bad you could actually enjoy how bad it is.  Like it was annoyingly bad with annoying characters and literally no hook to interest you in any way.  Total garbage.

I would not recommend anyone bothering with this movie.   Like ever.

Harold And The Purple Crayon

Inside his book, adventurous Harold can make anything come to life simply by drawing it. After he grows up and draws himself off the book's pages and into the physical world, he soon learns his trusty crayon can set off more hilarious hijinks than he thought possible. However, when the power of unlimited imagination falls into the wrong hands, it will take all of his creativity to save both the real world and his own.

There are kid's movies that are just as much fun for the adults.   There are kid's movies that are more for them but the adults can manage to make it through.  And then there are kid's movies that are just plain annoying and insulting to both the parents and the kids.  This falls into that group.  I couldn't even make it through the movie.  I stopped half way through because it was honestly unbearable.  

I would not recommend anyone bothering with this movie.  Ever.  It is painful.  Even for the kids.

Trap

A man and his teenage daughter realize they're at the center of a dark and sinister event while watching a concert.

Ugh.  Just ugh.  This is another miss by M Night Shymalalalalalalalalalan.  This movie was at least 30 minutes too long.   It would be have been a decent watch had it ended at a much earlier and more logical point.  But it just kept going and going and I found myself just wanting it to end so I could leave.

I wouldn't recommend anyone bothering with this.  It's way overdone and one of his more eh offerings.  Pretty disappointing even when going into it with low and reserved expectations.