Dishonorable Mention - I Know What You Did Last Summer
This could have been beyond easy to do. Just redo the same movie with the nostalgia thrown in. Pretty much every franchise has done it to pretty decent success. BUT when you remove the actual crime that was "done last summer" and make it just peeps seeing an accident then what is it that you are hiding or running from. I was so unable to get past that choice and honestly still can't.
10 - Dangerous Animals
Premise seemed crazy but at least original. Serial killer that uses sharks to kill his victims. However, when there is only one shark killing someone scene in the movie . . . . . . doesn't that negate the whole serial aspect of it all?
9 - Love Hurts
I'm honestly over the action porn genre of movies. These are like those movies that are so over the top action with gore and stuff. Like there have been some good ones but this should not have ever become a genre with movies like this regularly coming out.
8 - Five Nights At Freddy's 2
This is one of those pop culture things that I will just never understand. The movies are so cheesy and are neither scary or funny. Like what are these supposed to be?
7 - The Day The Earth Blew Up
I used to LOVE Looney Tunes movies. Was actually excited about them deciding to release a new one. How was this sooooooo bad? Like I found myself hate watching a cartoon that I grew up loving. I really don't understand how this could be done so wrong/bad.
6 - Karate Kid: Legends
When nostalgia is done good it can be great. Ironically - Cobra Kai is pretty much the template for it. However, this movie was honestly terrible and the marketing was absolute bs because the peeps marketed so heavily nostalgia wise were barely in the movie.
5 - A Minecraft Movie
Like I said before with the Five Nights franchise, there are certain things that I just don't get. The whole Minecraft thing was a kids pop culture thing that just went right over my head with zero understanding or care. I found it all pretty annoying and this movie was beyond that. I just watched the whole thing with an annoyed WHAT face and its crazy because I pretty much like everyone in the cast.
4 - Bride Hard
The world knows that there are few bigger fans of Fat Amy than this guy. However, how in the blue hell was this movie a wide release much less made at all. This was outright painful and couldn't even succeed as being tongue in cheek.
3 - The Toxic Avenger
It is downright terrifying and a true statement to how bad movies were this year that this movie is not number on on the list. I saw things in this movie that will be etched in my brain forever. Seeing this was an all time sign of friendship.
2 - Flight Risk
This movie was so bad on so many many levels. Yet, I somehow managed to find a way to make it worse. I saw this movie in a 4D theater to see what it was like. I left with back pain, a banged up knee and felt the aftereffects for days from being thrown around while watching the movie because of the extra effects. Literally walked out of there like I was in a 90 minute fight. Definitely a memorable experience but absolutely not a good one.
1 - Better Man
I may have only made it through 30 minutes of this movie but like WHAT . . . . . . WAS . . . . . . THIS!?! Is Robbie Williams a big enough deal that he warrants an autobiographical film about him? That is quite honestly a big enough question to kill this movie. But then add in that he was played by a CGI monkey for some reason and . . . . . . BOOM!!! Worst movie of the year that came out like 3 days into the year. Congrats!
