G-Force

G-Force is a comedy adventure about the latest evolution of a covert government program to train animals to work in espionage. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, these highly trained guinea pigs discover that the fate of the world is in their paws. Tapped for the G-Force are guinea pigs Darwin (voice of Sam Rockwell), the squad leader determined to succeed at all costs; Blaster (voice of Tracy Morgan), an outrageous weapons expert with tons of attitude and a love for all things extreme; and Juarez (voice of Penelope Cruz), a sexy martial arts pro; plus the literal fly-on-the-wall reconnaissance expert, Mooch, and a star-nosed mole, Speckles (voice of Nicolas Cage), the computer and information specialist.

Lets be honest. This movie is completely brainless. Its stupid. Its an insulting assault on our wallets. Its assinying. Its just another marketing masterpiece by Disney where they blatantly target our children 24 hours a day on the Disney Channel forcing us all to throw away or time and money because of our love for them. I could easily see this being on many peoples 10 worst movies of the year list. All of that being said . . . . . . . . I enjoyed the movie. I know full well how terribly horrible the movie was in terms of quality and substance. However, I chose to leave my brain at the door (and it definitely helped that it was free) and enjoyed going to a simple, "fun" movie with the wifey and the little stinker. It was simple fun after a crazy weekend and was enjoyable. I also chose to see it in 3D and would have to say that the 3D in this is better than most of the 3D ripoffs that have been put out there lately.

Regardless of me being able to enjoy this movie, I could never truly reccomend it to anyone. It is absolutely a bad movie. However, if you have kids they will absolutely enjoy it and if you can leave your mind at the door you might be able to as well.