Gulliver's Travels

In a contemporary re–imagining of the classic tale, Jack Black stars as Gulliver, a big–talking mailroom clerk who, after he's mistakenly assigned a travel piece on the Bermuda Triangle, suddenly finds himself a giant among men when he washes ashore on the hidden island of Lilliput, home to a population of very tiny people. At first enslaved by the diminutive and industrious Liliputians, and later declared their hero, Gulliver comes to learn that it’s how big you are on the inside that counts.

This movie is exactly as bad as you would think it would be based on the trailers. I expected garbage. I got garbage. I went to see it for the children and because I'm a movieaholic. I had no hope of seeing anything worthwhile and I didn't. This movie is easily the biggest turd of the worst holiday season at the movies of all time.

I wouldn't ever recommend anyone watching this. It's a blatant waste of time across the board.