Lone Ranger


The Lone Ranger is a thrilling adventure infused with action and humor, in which the famed masked hero is brought to life through new eyes. Native American spirit warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice—taking the audience on a runaway train of epic surprises and humorous friction as the two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption.

Wow!  This was pretty much garbage.  Never thought I would say that about any movie that starred Johnny Depp playing a quirky character in it but I now can.  The movie was way too long, you really didn't care at all about any characters outside of Tonto, and the narrative back and forth of the story was completely unnecessary.  The timing and pacing was pretty much off throughout the movie making all the action scenes silly and making a lot of Depp's comedic scenes/lines fall flat. 

I wouldn't recommend anyone wasting their time with this movie.  The only entertaining part of the whole experience was that Armie Hammer's head was dragged through horseshit at one point while he is unconscious and I just kept commenting out loud that he still has shit in his hair.  Seriously.  That was all that I enjoyed from this movie.