The Spy Next Door stars Jackie Chan as Bob Ho, an undercover CIA superspy who decides to give up his career in espionage to settle down with his next-door neighbor and girlfriend, Gillian (Amber Valletta). But Bob has one more mission to complete before Gillian agrees to marry him: winning over her three opinionated kids.Ugh. And now we have the incredibly craptastic family movie released in January to cross of our list. I used to love Jackie Chan. However, this movie is a definite sign that the man is done. And this might seriously be the most annoying collection of kids ever. I want to kick the crap out of them myself. This movie is just a blatant attempt at putting a family friendly movie out there to take advantage of parents wanting to find something to do with their kids since its cold and they are off from school for MLK day.
I wouldn't recommend that anyone bother checking this out. Not even those of you with kids. If you are totally desperate just take them to see Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 again.
