10. Gamer
Pretty decent premise with how life consuming XBOX Live can be. Unfortunately, they screwed the pooch so royally with the way they filmed it that the movie was basically unbearable.
9. The Time Traveler's Wife
One of the worst romantic/date movies I have ever seen in my whole life. The characters were crying based on the "drama" of certain scenes and I was literally laughing out loud at how ridiculous they were.
8. All About Steve
In a year where Bradley Cooper was the biggest breakout star and Sandra Bullock could not have returned more prominently - there is no excuse for this movie. NONE! The studio kept delaying it and managed to be able to take advantage of the two actors stock going up. Pathetic.
7. Whiteout
This might be one of the most unsuspenseful suspense movies of all time. It was like watching a really bad episode of CSI: Antarctica.
6. A Perfect Getaway
Wait . . . . . this was the most unsuspenseful suspense movie of all time. If you didn't see the "twist" coming in this movie you are an idiot and should be hit in the head with a hammer.
5. Crank: High Voltage
The only thing worse than the influx of torture porn movies is the rising flood of adrenaline porn movies. I barely made it 20 minutes in to this movie. Stop the madness!
4. Miss March
Literally watched 7 minutes of this. After 7 minutes I was able to decide that I will never watch the other minutes of this movie and I feel horrible for the current generations "sex comedies". They used to be so much better.
3. Jennifer's Body
I don't care if people think that Megan Fox is hot. She is the worst actress in Hollywood. I watched this whole movie with a WTF look on my face.
2. Year One
How can a movie with this many comic actors be so unfunny? All those guys and they had to resort to fart jokes and what not? Really?
1. Land Of The Lost
I love Will Ferrell and I love Danny McBride. This was just painful. This wins the worst movie award simply because I actually expected something from this. Not a lot. But something. It made me smile twice and want to throw things at the screen for the rest of it.
